It's not just about Plum Porter - although the mere mention of the brew is enough to send a shudder through the souls of some Real Ale enthusiasts akin to that which shook the mighty liner in 1912.

According to Kev there will be fifteen beers to sink but not necessarily all in one hit as there will be neither lifeboats patrolling the Ivel nor wheelbarrows to help ferry any collapsed landlubbers to their berths.